British or English?

British ----- English 

Aubergine ------- Eggplant
Hand Baggage ---- Carry on Luggage
Crisps ------- Chips
Torch ------ Flashlight
Queue ------ Line
First Floor ---- Second Floor
Biscuit ----- Cookie
Chemist ----- Drug Store
Rubbish ---- Garbage
Dustbin ------ Trash Can
Lorry ------ Truck
Dustbin Lorry ------ Garbage Truck
Ironmonger ------- Hardware Store
Lift ------ Elevator
Chips ----- Fries
Diary ----- Calendar/Schedule
Fortnight ----- 2 weeks
Toilet ------ Bathroom
Boot ----- Trunk
Trainers ------- Tennis/Running Shoes
Cooker ------ Oven
Bits and Bobs ------ This or That
Give it a Play ------ To Try Something
Crack On ----- Get Moving
Natter ------ Chat
Dodgy ----- Sketchy
Pissed ------ Really Drunk
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If you fancy a pint and a natter later about the bits and bobs of your brilliant life, let's crack on with scheduling(pronounced "SH"eduling) a time in our diaries over the fortnight.  We can get pissed in a really dodgy pub with some cheeky blokes and after I would be keen to ride in a dustbin lorry to the ironmonger to nic a torch.  Don't forget to wear your trainers which are in your hand baggage in your boot!!!!